Final Existence

A man awakens from his sleep during the night.  He hears something moving out in the hallway, and finally he hears the door slowly creek open.  He didn't dare look over at what was entering the room.

Man: Who is there?

(Silence)


Man:  I know you're there.

(Silence)

Man:  Who are you?

(Silence)

Man:  What are you doing here?

Shadow:  I am hungry.

Man:  You are hungry?  That's why you break into my home?

Shadow:  I have no choice.

Man:  I'll give you ten seconds to get out of my house, or I'll call the police.


Shadow:  That won't be necessary... I do not obey your kind.

Man:  Haha my kind?  What kind of person are you?


Shadow:  I'm not.

Man:  ... Just get out of my house!

Shadow:  I will not leave, I have not done what I have come for.

Man:  And what is that?

Shadow:  I need to collect.


Man:  Collect what?  Food?

Shadow:  ...Souls...

Man:  Haha... souls!  It's in the middle of the night, stop playing jokes!

Shadow:  No jokes...

Man:  No jokes? Haha.  How do I know if it's not a joke?

Shadow:  Look at me... and lose your soul.

Man:  Haha fine, I'll look and see this trespasser.

(Man sees the shape of the Shadow and begins to be sucked away.)

Man:  *screams* ...  wha....t are... you doing... to me?

Shadow:  You are a foolish man.

The man was soon gone.  No longer existing, in memory or in reality.  Not one person would remember him, he never lived in that house... what house?

Bad poetray, WHAT?!?! (Bad Poetry)

This was my most favorite day... with that class with the lizard and... that bacon!  It didn't go so well, so I leftid.  And the rest of the day was horrible too.  It was suppost ta be my pay day yo, with all that dollars.  They just decidedid not ta pay me anymo today.  They say I'm not good at poetray and I write more on those... watcha people do things in books.  They is wrong!!

Rock Out!! (Direct Orders)

Rock out like you just won one million dollars.  Rock out like you live in a big castle.  Rock out like a rocker rocks out on stage.  Rock out like Rocky.  Rock out like you would after your first date or kiss.  Rock out like a starving man came across a random meal.  Rock out like you just aced the hardest class in school.  Rock out like you got a 36 on the ACT.  Rock out like you just became the most popular person in your school.  Rock out like your parents just left for vacation for two weeks.  Rock out like you have all the time in the world to yourself.  Rock out like your listening to your favorite rock song.  Rock out like school got out for a long weekend.  Rock out like you just finished a school project and don't have to worry about it anymore.  Rock out like you just finished all of your homework.  This is your time to rock out!  Don't let it go to waste!  It may never come again!  Rock out like your life depended on it!!

Shake the Dust

     This is for the people who walk around the Earth blind and don't know where they are going.  This is for the indecisive.  For the people who don't have a clue of what they truly want.  Shake the dust.  This is for the guilty who drown in their mistakes.  For the criminals.  This is for the people who want to forget their past.  Shake the dust.  This is for the procrastinators who bring chemistry books into an English classroom.  For the people who don't clean up their messes.  This is for the people who have to be told multiple times to understand something.  Shake the dust.  This is for the people who have no respect.  This is for the people who don't care.  And for the people who care too much.  Shake the dust.  This is for the jocks.  For the nerds.  This is for the rebellious.  Shake the dust.  This is for the people who think they are too cool for everyone else.  For the selfish.  For the people who don't take education seriously.  Shake the dust.  This is for the quiet and the shy.  For the people who don't live life like they could... to the fullest.  This is for the people who hide themselves from others.  Shake the dust.  This is for the people who pretend to be someone else.  For the people who hide behind their objects (cell phones, ipods, etc.) hoping to get respect.  Shake the dust.  This is for the people who don't shake the dust.  For the people who don't shake it hard enough.  Shake the dust...